I noticed the title of this upcoming CBS Hitler Miniseries is rather...bland.
Here are some suggestions for a title change, which might garner better ratings by appealing to the History-Rewriting (which you know they're going to do no matter what they say), Reality-Show Obsessed, MTV-WB-UPN-Quick-Cut-ADD-Never-Learns-From-The-Past Viewing Audience of today:
Joe Genocide
The Full Schickelgruber
The Fresh Dictator of Dusseldorf
Spring Break 1938: Nazis Gone Wild!
Six Degrees Of Adolf Hitler
That '30s Show
My Big Fat Invasion Of France
The Whole Star Wars 'Empire' Look Was Based On Our Uniforms, You Know
Survivor: Germany
Big Brother, Entire Country Style
Eva Braun, Bachelorette
Hitler & Grace
The Fascist And The Furious
Okay, I had a lot more, but that's enough from me. You guys feel free to give it a shot and add to the list below.
ADDED!
From Laurence Simon over at AMISH TECH SUPPORT (He even added the Networks they'd be shown on):
ABC: Who Wants To Be Der Fuhrer?
BBC1: The Weakest Klink
E!: Hitler: The Untold Story
FOOD: Iron Cross Chef
FOX: When Nazis Attack!
NBC: Fuhrer Factor, Third Reichwatch, Crossing Belgium, Triumph of the Will
and Grace
PAX: Touched By A Fuhrer
PBS: Aryan Scientific Frontiers
ADDED 1/15/!
From Stennie over at STENNIEVILLE:
Hitlermania!
From Kevin Shaum over at THE LAZY PUNDIT:
VH1: Behind the Moustache
Lifetime: Lebensraum with Martha Stewart
Sci-Fi: Fuhrerscape; Stargate SS-1; MasterRace Science Theater 3000
Comedy Central/ABC: Genetically Incorrect
Fox: King of the Heil; Fuhrerama
WB: Dawson's Krieg
From Wendy Clark, regular commentator:
Lifetime- A Furher Cries
Porn Channel- Short Mustache Ride
Cartoon Network- Das Mine Boot!
E- When Crazy men cut their own hair(and other german fashion disasters)
From Jim Treacher, over at I KNOW MY FIRST NAME IS JIM
Aryan Being Served?
Tuesday, January 14, 2003
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