Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Where The Hell Is Mel Brooks When You Need Him?

I noticed the title of this upcoming CBS Hitler Miniseries is rather...bland.

Here are some suggestions for a title change, which might garner better ratings by appealing to the History-Rewriting (which you know they're going to do no matter what they say), Reality-Show Obsessed, MTV-WB-UPN-Quick-Cut-ADD-Never-Learns-From-The-Past Viewing Audience of today:

Joe Genocide

The Full Schickelgruber

The Fresh Dictator of Dusseldorf

Spring Break 1938: Nazis Gone Wild!

Six Degrees Of Adolf Hitler

That '30s Show

My Big Fat Invasion Of France

The Whole Star Wars 'Empire' Look Was Based On Our Uniforms, You Know

Survivor: Germany

Big Brother, Entire Country Style

Eva Braun, Bachelorette

Hitler & Grace

The Fascist And The Furious

Okay, I had a lot more, but that's enough from me. You guys feel free to give it a shot and add to the list below.

ADDED!

From Laurence Simon over at AMISH TECH SUPPORT (He even added the Networks they'd be shown on):

ABC: Who Wants To Be Der Fuhrer?

BBC1: The Weakest Klink

E!: Hitler: The Untold Story

FOOD: Iron Cross Chef

FOX: When Nazis Attack!

NBC: Fuhrer Factor, Third Reichwatch, Crossing Belgium, Triumph of the Will
and Grace

PAX: Touched By A Fuhrer

PBS: Aryan Scientific Frontiers


ADDED 1/15/!

From Stennie over at STENNIEVILLE:

Hitlermania!

From Kevin Shaum over at THE LAZY PUNDIT:

VH1: Behind the Moustache

Lifetime: Lebensraum with Martha Stewart

Sci-Fi: Fuhrerscape; Stargate SS-1; MasterRace Science Theater 3000

Comedy Central/ABC: Genetically Incorrect

Fox: King of the Heil; Fuhrerama

WB: Dawson's Krieg


From Wendy Clark, regular commentator:

Lifetime- A Furher Cries

Porn Channel- Short Mustache Ride

Cartoon Network- Das Mine Boot!

E- When Crazy men cut their own hair(and other german fashion disasters)


From Jim Treacher, over at I KNOW MY FIRST NAME IS JIM

Aryan Being Served?