Monday, August 20, 2007

Yes, I'm an April Winchell fanboy. Wanna fight about it?

My favoritest source of funny in the world, April Winchell, has just updated her site and stepped into the 20th Century. As a special treat, she also decided to update her mp3 library with a bunch of new crap and better quality versions of old crap.

I won't link any of the audio here, so you can suck down her bandwidth directly (um, yeah, moving along). But she's got things organized into piles like:

* Teen Spirit Covers (Polka!!)
* Corporate Music (Dryclean When You Care)
* TV Theme Covers (Sammy Davis, Jr., you're gonna make it after all!)
* Spoken Word (Just when you thought you'd never find that bedwetting hypnosis tape.)
* Audio Collage and Mash-Ups (I will pull down a copy of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Dictionaraoke on my site.)
* Celebrities Who Insist On Singing (no further description necessary)
* Celebrities Who Can't Sing, So They Talk To Music
* Things You Probably Weren't Supposed To Hear (I love the Jim Backus one.)
* Beatles Covers
* Stairway to Heaven
* Learn Italian with Fabio
* Chicken Songs
* Terrifying Christian Recordings ("Menstruation is God's Plan")
* Bizarre Covers ("Black Hole Sun" by Steve and Eydie gave me this brain tumor!)
* And sooooo much more!

Anywho, with categories like these, how can you resist wallowing in the April freshness?

1 comments:

Kevin Parrott said...

Questions:

1. Is she married?

2. Would she like to be?