Tuesday, September 25, 2007

First Zombies, Now Renegade Ninja Chicks

First THIS HAPPENS, and now Ninja Chicks are robbing gas stations. The world is either turning into a video game, or a Golan-Globus movie from 1985.





I love the astute observation from Police Chief Robert Amann at the end:

"Those, uh, swords, uh, daggers, uh, whatever they may have been carrying, they can be used to seriously harm our victim, so, uh, it's a very serious crime."

Thanks, Columbo!

4 comments:

Sean M. said...

I'm very disappointed that they didn't use smoke bombs to obscure themselves from the cameras.

I mean, I remember a time when ninjas had pride in their craft.

(I base my remarks mostly on movies, video games, and cartoons released in the eighties, but I'm pretty sure I have a pretty solid understanding of the ninja arts through those media sources.)

michele said...

What a waste of ninja skills!

Maybe this was some kind of ninja training course and they are just working their way up to world domination.

Solonor Rasreth said...

Real ninjas wouldn't have been caught on camera. Or maybe these are decoy ninjas sent to obscure the real plot.

matthew said...

I know why. Ninjas have been devastated by Melancholia. All discipline and finely honed skills are abandonned and slouching begins.

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