...but that would be pretty friggin' lame.
Suffice it to say, if you have an orifice you wish to have filled, or wish to fill an orifice yourself, some enterprising business out there probably has you covered on the silicone front.
So if you have a spare $105 and you're a goddamned freak, you might want to check this out.
NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK.
Plus, you only get one. What a rip.
Although, if I were visiting relatives out of town this holiday season and I had money to burn, I would totally buy one of those and make sure it fell out of a pocket or a bag right in front of everyone about five minutes after I got there. Or maybe I'd save it until everyone sat down for dinner, and let it drop on the table as I reached for some candied yams or something. I like my holidays to be filled with awkward silences.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
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I don't think I've ever seen a more appropriately named product.
OMG, straight nasty.
I like the idea of springing it on relatives, but that would be tricky. You'd have to make sure it landed the right way, and just as buttered bread always lands buttered side down--
--okay, I am not actually thinking about the logistics of this. Am I? How annoyed by my family am I, exactly?
Hey, and who's the tactful motherfucker for not asking you how you found this?
That's right.
It is the perfect combination of foot and vagina.
Are there other combinations we are not aware of?
The entire description is creepier than the item itself.
Yet, I want to buy one. Just to freak people out.
Are there other combinations we are not aware of?
Of course there are. Imagine the most depraved, horrible combination of sexual fantasies in the world. Now, multiply that by a zillion. There's a European fetish magazine devoted to just that horrible combination.
(And, yes, I stole that bit from Patton Oswalt.)
I found it on a video game message board.
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