. . . also known as "The ONLY Person in the United States Whose Heart Bleeds More for Britney Spears Right Now than Mine Does."
Millions of gallons of blood more, but, well, you know, I do what I can. Look, I'm only one person! Stop it! You stop picking on me an' Britney RIGHT NOW!
(Britney? Call me! We have to have a little heart-to-heart about them margaritas, girl. Tequila love is a cruel love. Believe me, I know.)
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
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I'm wondering what's the significance of the blanket. Is it symbolism? It's like watching a drag version of Linus. I keep expecting a Snoopy wearing mascara to swoop in and snatch it from him.
I keep expecting a Snoopy wearing mascara to swoop in and snatch it from him.
"Take THAT, Red Baron!"
"Nooooo! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!"
And you know what you have then?--The least-watched, least-loved, lowest-rated Peanuts special ever.
If you folks will excuse me, I have a problem with Britney, so I apparently have to deal with Chris.
If my mascara-soaked, slapped and scratched to death corpse turns up by the side of the road, AVENGE ME!
Apparently he is some kind of performance artist who has made a name for himself with videos like this.
You know, I really love youtube. But sometimes I hate it, for making "stars" out of people like this.
But sometimes I hate it, for making "stars" out of people like this.
Hell yes and me too. If it helps, this star isn't universally loved.
If my mascara-soaked, slapped and scratched to death corpse turns up by the side of the road, AVENGE ME!
Will do, but then? Afterwards?--We post photos of your slapped and scratched to death corpse here because, let's face it, you won't be around to object, and it would be hilarious for the rest of us. Also it might cheer Britney up to see what happened to one of her detractors OH NO SWEET JESUS I DID NOT JUST TYPE THAT.
Pardon me a moment.
Whoa. I thought Crocker was on the sidelines because of a bum knee, not this! The Falcons need to get him the hell over Britney and concentrate on his rehab. They need him at safety, dammit!
Will do, but then? Afterwards?--We post photos of your slapped and scratched to death corpse here because, let's face it, you won't be around to object, and it would be hilarious for the rest of us.
That would be wholly appropriate. I mean, while all sorts of people stipulate that their bodies be used for science, very few people donate their bodies to comedy.
Which is all well and good for posterity. However, the more important part is that you AVENGE ME!
They should make a Peanuts special out of this comments section: "It's a Tucked-In Christmas, Charlene Brown."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/19/AR2007091902348.html
Oy. Vey. Maria.
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