Thursday, September 6, 2007

Popcorn: The Extremely Noisy Killer


Popcorn being sold in the shape of Death's Icy Grip

A pulmonary specialist at Denver's National Jewish Medical and Research Center has written to federal agencies to say doctors there believe they have the first case of a consumer who developed lung disease from the fumes of microwaving popcorn several times a day for years.


This is pretty much Exhibit A in my theory that everything will eventually try to kill you.

Orville Redenbacher could not be reached for comment because he's dead. Coincidence...?!?!?

FULL STORY HERE
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