Sunday, September 16, 2007

The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun

Link - Dead Man Wakes Up During Autopsy


A VENEZUELAN man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Mr Camejo told newspaper El Universal.



And you know the only thing that can ease their "pain," right? Brains.

I'd suggest everyone start stocking up on water, dried goods, and simple weapons. Prepare to go mobile. If your relatives start acting weird, you're gonna have to put em down. I'll see you in the mountains.

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