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Talk about a Dirty Martini:

God bless Google ads

A while back, I decided that I might be able to get some beer and smokes money by placing Google ads on my other blog. The fact that I've only made something like a buck and change, due to the fact that nobody gives a damn about my abject poverty isn't why I'm mentioning this. But you're all a bunch of bastards for ignoring my needs. Really.

The reason I'm posting this here, besides the fact that the good folks at Google told me that the content of my other blog would determine what ads showed up there, is the fact that this is pure, unadultarated comedy gold:

Damn. You've gotta love teh internets.